Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Ouch!

What a supremely boring blog this is turning out to be! I resurrected it after a year only to fill it with my rants and raves which noone wants to hear! And it now looks like therealmbeyond (Eeeeeewwww...how cheesy!Whatever made me choose that name??!!) is going to have the dubious distinction of being the most widely (un)read blog in the blogosphere!

A news update from me:

In spite of my best efforts to the contrary, Citigroup is still my workplace. In spite of my utter lack of control over everything in the world (now, now- dont get ideas !), I have been named as a "Control Officer". Hee Haw! In spite of my best efforts to walk about with a long face and act as if I am the latest innocent sacrificial lamb to be sacrificed on the altar of India's Services boom, people still think that being in London is some big deal. In spite of being all alone in a studio apartment for three months, I have still not managed to learn how to make an omelette.In spite of talking to myself and hissing at random people on the Tube to pass time, I have still not been sent to a mental institution. In spite of eating practically nothing, I have still managed to gain 9 kg of weight in the past 11 months. (Random thought: In spite of having eaten practically everything I could lay my hands on, I didnt gain weight for 5 years). In spite of i-flex having given me a Dining Etiquette class, I still dont know how to eat with a knife and fork. In spite of eating 3 Tiramisu's in a row, I still didnt get drunk. In spite of being totally sleepy, I'm still typing this and boring everyone to death. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you'll always remain the same... thank god!!! :)

luv,
tabby

11:59 am  
Blogger viPeR said...

hmm..quite the same exp for me too being a Londoner...i kinda try to mak it better by travlg on wknds.:)...

2:33 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee Haw! U Donkey....
hehe

Luv
Appu!

4:18 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

supremely boring only when you do not write. maybe if you wrote again, it would get interesting. you have a good style and sense of humour. besides, london has a lot to write about. don't you think?

6:03 am  
Blogger Divya said...

hmmm.... quiet an abroad experience... I was in a similar state last year! I think you should fly down to Boston and we can paint the town red!

Love,
your cuz
Divya

3:05 pm  
Blogger Divya said...

hmmm.... quiet an abroad experience... I was in a similar state last year! I think you should fly down to Boston and we can paint the town red!

Love,
your cuz
Divya

3:06 pm  
Blogger vinay said...

who said the blog is stil nt gonna be active!!start ur engines.....

5:36 am  
Blogger Nikesh Murali said...

NICE BLOG! Keep writing Niranjana.

10:10 pm  
Blogger mastkis said...

hey .. you may not have learnt to make omlete or how to get around ... but you definately know how to blog.. and thats y even this 'makes-no-sense' blog seems interesting

11:10 pm  

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